Preparing lunch for your kids can be a hassle with one OCDing for PBJ 5 days a week and picky Priscilla who wants everything red on one day and green the next (with the crusts cut off and sandwiches in triangle shapes). As a parent you have one goal and that is to prepare something nutritious they will eat and an empty lunch box for easier cleaning when they get home from school.
Kyocera’s The Echo is manufactured exclusively for Sprint. Similar to an Android smartphone, it instead features a hinge that allows it to morph quickly from a single to dual-screen device. Two batteries are included.
The year of 3D has been mainly a dud (outside of jacked up ticket prices especially for the faux-IMAX screens) – it’s the story, stupid. The best 3D film I saw is listed below (alas you’ll most likely never get to see it projected on a big screen like I did, twice). It’s adapted from the Jan Matejko painting, 10 x 17 feet, depicting the 1410 battle between the Teutonic Knights and an alliance of Poles & Lithuanians — it was the largest battle of the Middle Ages even dwarfing Agincourt.
A cliché-ridden ballet film schizophrenically co-directed by a resurrected Edgar G. Ulmer and David Cronenberg. It’s as if Charles Busch reconceived Swan Lake and had it performed by Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo in a psych ward at Bellevue.
CHICAGO staged at New York’s Pyramid Club featuring an animatronic trannie (sorry Cher). The most campy film released by Hollywood since SHOWGIRLS, BURLESQUE will be a big hit among gays, women and the smart men who want more than a peck on the cheek goodnight — the female visuals are more than worthy if they don’t get lucky.
New York City public transportation, once again, is getting shafted by city and state elected officials, political appointees and MTA board members. Whether lining their own pockets, their campaign coffers or kissing ass with NYC’s business elite and real estate developers, stupidity, more than corruption, rules the day. The latest moronic proposal on the table is to extend the #7 train to, of all places, New Jersey. Why? So NYC can attempt to tap into the federal dollars Governor Christie of NJ passed on to build a new rail tunnel between NY and NJ. Knowing MTA incompetence, there will be cost overruns.
FOUR LIONS Akbar (if you have a subversive sense of humor). Al Qaeda meets Mr. Bean in this delightfully funny look at a group of bumbling UK wannabe jihadis who talk the talk but walk with two left feet that they trip over constantly.
Some actors will give their right arm for a showy role, James Franco figuratively does so. Danny Boyle, Fox Searchlight’s golden boy director (SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE, 28 DAYS LATER), misfires once again (see SUNSHINE) as he attempts to make interesting the true life story of a narcissistic engineer/weekend outdoorsman whose arrogance costs him more than his pride on a weekend jaunt through Blue John Canyon in Utah’s Canyonlands National Park.
We all want to eat healthier, but time constraints and the alluring temptations of fast food outlets prevent many of us from joining the Slow Food Movement (www.slowfood.com, www.slowfoodusa.org, www.slowmovement.com). Thankfully, there are enough widely distributed products in the marketplace for everyone to have a delicious meal, done quick (I’m not talking microwave) all the while keeping the bad cholesterol away. Some of the companies below are able to fulfill mail orders for bulk purchases so stock up now for use today, tomorrow and for future camping trips and emergencies.
Torture and desire combine in Chinese history with the practice of binding feet. Considered by some to be erotic, bound feet was another way of instilling patriarchal law of obedience to family first, husband second and children third upon females, long considered to be, at best, second class citizens.