I’ve never read a comic book but I loved watching the ‘X-Men’, ‘Batman’ and ‘Captain Planet’ cartoons after school in the early 90’s. Remember ‘Captain Planet’? Growing up, I vaguely remember hearing about this god-like character who waived around a hammer like Tim Taylor after his morning Adderral and cup of joe. (‘Home Improvement’ jokes always kill in your first film review.) So, when I went to the movies to see THOR, I went with an open mind and a bottle of Jack just in case the movie sucked and the girl I was with wouldn’t think I was a total loser for taking her to an awful movie. I know that sounds pessimistic, but the last comic book superhero movie I saw was THE GREEN HORNET…enough said.